A day with friends

Dear Diary,
Today was grand! I woke up late after a wonderful night with MoMo. She came to stay with me while my parents were at some silly function. I don't know where they were and I certainly don't care because I had my MoMo ALL to myself. My wish was her command, and I rewarded her with smiles and cuddles. Momo even let me PLAY in the bath! Mother's time management skills are so horrendous that I only ever get a quick dip. Water thrown in my face, my nether regions handled in a less than delicate fashion, and often shampoo left in my hair. It was so wonderful. We even watched late night T.V. together as I have decided, as of late, that sleep is overrated. The next day,I spent the afternoon with all my friends, faunts, & funcles. (Those are friends who are like Aunts and Uncles)
We sat on blankets outside. My friend Jack showed me his earthworm collection, Cohen made sure I had toys, and Aiden and Evie made sure I was wrapped up under the blanket, and well fed. I loved sitting in Aidens lap. I only cried when I decided I had played too much and realized I really should have taken that nap I chose to skip. The day was so wonderful being around friends, that I overheard Father telling Mother that, "with friends like ours, I know Henry will always be safe, loved, and looked after."